"Hello, my name is Jeffery and I would like to try out for the part of lead singer and guitarist in The Fudgers."
"Alright, I'm ready to hear it."
"Alright, this is an original song I wrote, and it is called Cabbage."
"Wait a second."
Cabbage is lame (Are you kidding me?)
Cabbage is lame (Are you seriously kidding me?)
You know why? (Oh my gosh!)
'Cause cabbage is lame (Security!)
from Sparkling Fudge
released July 1, 2016
Written by Connor and Hunter Lindsley
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