"Hi, my name's Sheldon and I would like to audition for the part of lead singer and guitarist of The Fudgers."
"Okay, show me what you got."
"Um, okay, this is an original song I wrote called Cabbage."
Cabbage is lame
Cabbage is lame
You know why?
'Cause cabbage is lame
Cole slaw is lame too
Just like cabbage
But it's even lamer
But still
Cabbage is lame
Cabbage is lame
You know why?
"Stop, stop, stop"
"Did I get the part?"
"Exit's that way"
"What? You didn't even let me do my guitar solo! Here, I'll play it."
"Uh, um, that's okay. Um, SECURITY!"
credits
from Sparkling Fudge,
released July 1, 2016
Written by Connor and Hunter Lindsley
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