So one day I was watching The Hobbit
And the trolls were about to eat the horses
And I'm like, like "What the heck?"
And I'm like, like "What the heck?"
Then I thought "Should I go vegetarian?"
"What is there to eat beside of all those stupid vegetables?"
Then, then I thought of it
Oh to-tofu
Tofu, it tastes like chicken
Tofu, it tastes like the meat
Tofu, it tastes like the beef
Ooooh, tofu's so good
(x2)
The next day I went to the store
And I went to the vegetarian aisle
I walked, walked around for hours
I walked, walked around forever
I had twenty dollars in pocket
And I didn't mind if I lost it
So I bought a box of chicken nuggets
(Fake!) Fake! Chicken nuggets
Tofu, it tastes like chicken
Tofu, it tastes like the meat
Tofu, it tastes like the beef
Ooooh, tofu's so good
(x2)
credits
from Sparkling Fudge,
released July 1, 2016
Written by Hunter and Connor Lindsley
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