If you see some cheese on the ground Don’t eat the cheese, ‘cause that’s really gross And if the cheese is blue Don’t make physical contact with the cheese Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) If it looks like a bee (That’s gross!) That cheese is bad for you man (I know!) Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) (x2) And if you eat moldy cheese Then you need to take a mint And if you have a moldy sneeze Stay away from seasonings Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) If it looks like a bee (That’s gross!) That cheese is bad for you man (I know!) Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) (x2) No moldy cheese for me No, no, no, no moldy cheese for me No, no, no, no moldy cheese for me No, no, no, no moldy cheese for ME Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) If it looks like a bee (That’s gross!) That cheese is bad for you man (I know!) Don’t eat moldy cheese (No! No!) (x2)

So one day I was watching The Hobbit And the trolls were about to eat the horses And I'm like, like "What the heck?" And I'm like, like "What the heck?" Then I thought "Should I go vegetarian?" "What is there to eat beside of all those stupid vegetables?" Then, then I thought of it Oh to-tofu Tofu, it tastes like chicken Tofu, it tastes like the meat Tofu, it tastes like the beef Ooooh, tofu's so good (x2) The next day I went to the store And I went to the vegetarian aisle I walked, walked around for hours I walked, walked around forever I had twenty dollars in pocket And I didn't mind if I lost it So I bought a box of chicken nuggets (Fake!) Fake! Chicken nuggets Tofu, it tastes like chicken Tofu, it tastes like the meat Tofu, it tastes like the beef Ooooh, tofu's so good (x2)

There was a boy who foofed He flew off and poofed He made some sticky honey And fed it to his bunny He got caught in a bowl of slime Where he met a crappy mime Because the mime said “Take a walk” But mimes can’t talk Up in the sky Eating chicken pie Saying goodbye To my friend, Ky Can’t you see that I’m numb? No you can’t because you’re dumb And you’re a huge bum Take a look at my thumb He couldn’t feel his face ‘Cause he tripped on his shoelace He saw a piece of fudge But the fudge had a grudge The fudge said “Go, bro, go” But he said “No, no, no” He tried to eat the food But the fudge said “Don’t be rude” Oh well Up in the sky Eating chicken pie Saying goodbye To my friend, Ky Can’t you see that I’m numb? No you can’t because you’re dumb And you’re a huge bum Take a look at my thumb Standing on the roof Wiggling a tooth My mother told me to pick the best one If you don’t foof, you can fudge yo buns Up in the sky Eating chicken pie Saying goodbye To my friend, Ky Can’t you see that I’m numb? No you can’t because you’re dumb And you’re a huge bum Take a look at my thumb Foof, foof, foof, foof (x4)

"Hi, my name's Sheldon and I would like to audition for the part of lead singer and guitarist of The Fudgers." "Okay, show me what you got." "Um, okay, this is an original song I wrote called Cabbage." Cabbage is lame Cabbage is lame You know why? 'Cause cabbage is lame Cole slaw is lame too Just like cabbage But it's even lamer But still Cabbage is lame Cabbage is lame You know why? "Stop, stop, stop" "Did I get the part?" "Exit's that way" "What? You didn't even let me do my guitar solo! Here, I'll play it." "Uh, um, that's okay. Um, SECURITY!"

Some people have… head lice Some people just aren’t… very nice Some people don’t give… good advice Some people like stir fry… with noodles I love stew and stew loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate tea and tea hates me I just hate it, don’t you see? I love blue and blue loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate fleas and fleas hate me Talk about an odious idiosyncrasy Sometimes I think I’m... not cool Sometimes my dog… drools Sometimes mosquitoes… are just cruel Sometimes I wanna… get the heck out of school I love stew and stew loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate tea and tea hates me I just hate it, don’t you see? I love blue and blue loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate fleas and fleas hate me Talk about an odious idiosyncrasy I love stew and stew loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate tea and tea hates me I just hate it, don’t you see? I love blue and blue loves you Do do do do do do do do But I hate fleas and fleas hate me Talk about an odious idiosyncrasy (x2)

There is life beyond our planet There are creatures below the granite I’ll bet some are named Janet And they’re eating pomegranate Oh oh oh oh Maybe they’re all colored teal Oh oh oh oh Hunter, tell ‘em what’s the deal Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real Aliens, they’re real Don’t you know how I feel? Driving tricycles made of steel Hunter, tell ‘em what’s the deal Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real And by now you should know Aliens go with the flow But man, I’ll tell you, they ain’t slow They all have thirty seven toes (x2) Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real Aliens are real Aliens are real, aliens are real

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Coffee coffee Coffee coffee coffee (x4) I want some coffee I want it now I want some coffee Not a cow Coffee coffee Coffee coffee coffee (x4) Pour in the beans Pour in some water That's way too cold MAKE IT HOTTER! Coffee coffee Coffee coffee coffee (x4) Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee Coffee, coffee, coffee, more coffee Coffee, more coffee, coffee, more coffee Coffee, more coffee, coffee, coffee Coffee and yet more coffee

All things come And all things go But why'd you have to go? Gone in My trash can Come back, my old friend I remember kindergarten When I'd play with you all day But the glory days are over And now I'm left To mourn your tragic death All things come And all things go I don't understand, you left me here Alone I'll shout from the rooftops Shout from the rooftops for you I won't forget (x15) Come back (x17) Do you remember preschool? Do you remember me? Do you- All things come And all things go Don't go Don't go Don't go Don't go

A little papa with a pa-pa-pa-papa (A little papa with a pa-pa-pa-papa) A little Rocky with a r-r-r-Rocky (A little Rocky with a r-r-r-Rocky) A little mama with a ma-ma-ma-mama (A little mama with a ma-ma-ma-mama) And dynamite with a big big boom (And dynamite with a big big boom) A little Sunny with a b-b-b-bunny (A little Sunny with a b-b-b-bunny) A little Lady with a b-b-b-baby (A little Lady with a b-b-b-baby) A little Sydney with a k-k-k-kitty (A little Sydney with a k-k-k-kitty) A little hammy with a w-w-w-whammy (A little hammy with a w-w-w-whammy) Da da da, da da da da da da (x8) A little papa with a pa-pa-pa-papa (A little papa with a pa-pa-pa-papa) A little Rocky with a r-r-r-Rocky (A little Rocky with a r-r-r-Rocky) A little mama with a ma-ma-ma-mama (A little mama with a ma-ma-ma-mama) And dynamite with a big big boom (And dynamite with a big big boom) A little bear with a ch-ch-ch-chair (A little bear with a ch-ch-ch-chair) A little hare with a s-s-s-snare (A little hare with a s-s-s-snare) A little Jerry with a p-p-p-Perry (A little Jerry with a p-p-p-Perry) A little Gary with a b-b-b-berry (A little Gary with a b-b-b-berry) Da da da, da da da da da da (x16)

My shed is burgundy-red Don’t you know that I want you home? You’ve been out all day All day you’ve been away from home We could take a walk in the park Or the cemetery We could walk the dogs Won’t you come home, Gary? Oh, I know where you are I’m not stupid Oh, where the water’s unusually warm It sounds like music The water’s so yellow down there I would jump right in but I’m scared You saw some poop but you don’t care I’ll save you a prayer When I pulled in Into the driveway You were snorkeling But the snorkel was sideways You were in the 2-feet deep end About to drown, and that’s not cool I really saved your life From the grip of death in the baby pool Oh, I know where you are I’m not stupid Oh, where the water’s unusually warm It sounds like music The water’s so yellow down there I would jump right in but I’m scared You saw some poop but you don’t care I’ll save you a prayer Your eyes were red You didn’t wear goggles Jumped in the car and sped I rushed you to the hospital, oh The water’s so yellow down there I would jump right in but I’m scared You saw some poop but you don’t care I’ll save you a prayer You woke up You woke up You woke up You woke up and said… Dude, what the heck? I’ve been yelling at you for the past hour. I was underwater for like seven seconds, chill. Geez! Are you in your own little world or something? Weirdo.

Brad eats pie Audra eats fries Then they eat the sky But why? 'Cause Brad's too small for a guy And Audra can fly Then they explode and say "Goodbye" But they didn't die No they didn't, didn't, oh Audra's cool And Brad, you are too Brad's older than one And Audra, you don't have to fudge your buns (x2) Brad eats cheese Audra eats bees They made a sandwich with cheese and bees They turn on the Wii And make a bunch of Miis When it's cold they freeze Their collection of memes Their collection, collection of memes Audra's cool And Brad, you are too Brad's older than one And Audra, you don't have to fudge your buns (x2) Audra looks like Cruella de Vil Brad looks like a guy named Phil And they go together like peas in a pod Audra's pretty chill Brad looks like a guy named Will And they go together like dirt and sod Audra breathes with gills Brad looks like a guy named Bill And they go together like peas in a pod Audra doesn't work at a mill Brad looks like a guy named Dil Yeah, they go together like dirt and sod Oh woah, woah (oooh) Brad eats cake Audra eats snakes They made a cake Out of snakes They dance and shake Until they have headaches But they are still awake Hangin' with some hillbilly named Jake Hangin' with some hillbilly Audra's cool And Brad, you are too Brad's older than one And Audra, you don't have to fudge your buns (x2) No Audra, you don't have to No Audra, you don't have to No Audra, you don't have to...

Tofu, it tastes like chicken Tofu, it tastes like the meat Tofu, it tastes like the beef Oooh, tofu's so good (x2) Tofu's so good

Foofin’ down the street Starin’ at my feet Had to grab somethin’ to eat Grabbed a coffee with Pete The neighbors say they feel my heat I guess it’s ‘cause I’m so elite I ate tofu, Pete ate the meat (He ate the meat, man) I had fries and Pete had beets Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it You can try to take out my staples You can try to take all my basil, but no But no I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it I asked Pete “Do you want some pie?” He said no but it was a lie I thought he was an honest guy I noticed he loosened his tie I stomped my foot and said "Goodbye!" "But Pete, Pete, Pete, why?" And Pete said "Just because I'm sly" I almost broke down and cried, but then I said Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it You can try to take out my staples You can try to take all my basil, but no But no I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it I left the coffee shop I went to the bus stop Talked to a dirty old mop He said to run away and hop Oh boy! Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood Oh no, I won’t I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it You can try to take out my staples You can try to take all my basil, but no But no I won’t be your block of wood with a staple in it

"Hello, my name is Jeffery and I would like to try out for the part of lead singer and guitarist in The Fudgers." "Alright, I'm ready to hear it." "Alright, this is an original song I wrote, and it is called Cabbage." "Wait a second." Cabbage is lame (Are you kidding me?) Cabbage is lame (Are you seriously kidding me?) You know why? (Oh my gosh!) 'Cause cabbage is lame (Security!)

Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob Now Bob was a waiter at Hot Dog Cafe He served those beef franks all of the day Ironically, he also had 300 dogs You prob’ly think he did but he did not cook the dogs He lived a happy life in his middle class house He had a lot of friends, but he had no spouse He sang his way to work, and he sang back home But despite all of his friends, he still felt alone Because Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob So Bob searched and he found a dating app He met a girl his age and her name was Yap They met up and went on a date Only to find a miserable fate Bob said “I can’t see through this fog” Yap said “Bob, I hate dogs” //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Wait, what did she just say? Did you hear her?" "I think so, but I’m not sure. Play it again." //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Yap said "Bob, I hate dogs" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Oh my--" "How can you not like dogs?!" "They’re so fluffy and cute and snuggly and cute and fluffy." "I can’t believe it." "Just play the song before we start yelling." "Fine." //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Bob stopped the car and looked at her He told her to get out with a furious grrr Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob Bob couldn’t sleep for one minute that night He wondered why some people couldn’t see the light Saying you hate dogs is very profane And Bob didn’t want to go insane So, in the morning he packed up and bought a ship He took all of his dogs on a special trip He learned about the ocean and all of its ways He studied the currents and he studied the waves Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob, he had 300 dogs Bob, Bob was a slob He became a pirate and he found buried treasure He even found himself a pirate wife named Heather And Heather loved dogs, she had one of her own They shared their ship, The Cursed Balloon They had a pirate son they named Pirate James They played Walk The Plank and other games James played with the dogs on the boat The family lived happily and stayed afloat Because Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob, he had 301 dogs Bob wasn’t a slob There goes Bob the Pirate, the man (The man! The man! The man!) We don’t mess with him Because we know he’ll wreck us up There go Bob’s dogs and his fam (His fam! His fam! His fam!) We don’t mess with them Because we know they’re really tough Bob! Bob! Bob! Bob! (x4) We heard he was once just a Middle class man from Michigan But now he’s the best darn pirate In the seven seas (Group of pirates laughing)

(Chicken nugget) Tastes so good (Chicken nugget) Tastes like chicken in nugget form (Chicken nugget) So, so good (Chicken nugget) More valuable than a gold nugget I want a chicken nugget (He wants a chicken nugget) I want a chicken nugget (He really wants a chicken nugget) I need a chicken nugget (Chicken nugget) Chicken nugget Chicken nugget

Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Yesterday, I had a bunana It was so good, it was so yellow Not too green, not too ripe The taste made me feel so mellow I didn’t want to OD on potassium But it was so good, it was so yum And now I’m singing the bunana blues Have you ever tried bunana gum? Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana It sucks when you can’t peel the bunana If you’re greedy, you might steal the bunana I’d like a meal of bunanas I might even kneel to the acorns Why are the bunanas so cheap? Meep, sweep, beep, leap, sleep, sheep I just bought a bunana heap Now, I’ll put it in my Jeep Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana

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